A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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