why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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