Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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WNBA

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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