- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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