a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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no rasist joks

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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