Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Communism hehe xd

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Anti Joke

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