A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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