- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

the lemon was sweet.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Black People

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you end a sentence

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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