Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Turkeys are obese

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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