What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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