- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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