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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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