- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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