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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A Serbian Film

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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