You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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