Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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