Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

rocky is staring at us from outside...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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