"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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men's rights activists

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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