Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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So these two girls have a cup .

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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