Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Sex

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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taking out the trash... at night

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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