- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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