What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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women's rights.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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