A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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i dont fisish anythi

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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