- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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