Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock Who's there

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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