Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

batman has diarrhea

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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