- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Ebola

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

womens rights.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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