What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Women deserve equal rights.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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