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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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