- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

salad days!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Chris is hairy

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Justin Bieber.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

nothing

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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