How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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