- Anti Joke

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.