- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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