- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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