- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor