- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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