the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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