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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

White NBA players.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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