What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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