Women's rights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

wael.. nuff said

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

this website even though its hilarious.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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