Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Get on the boat.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Women's rights.

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