Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Nickelback.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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