What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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