How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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