- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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