why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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