- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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