A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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