- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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