what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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roses are red violets should be purple

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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