Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Caolan and Eamon

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Gay republicans

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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