- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

noah is a scrub jungle

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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