- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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