- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Your so gay, that you like men!

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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