What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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how much fish could a chicken

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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