Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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