What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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the bible

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Llamaworm

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What does? 42

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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