What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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i like turtles

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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