What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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