Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Womans baksetball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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