What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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