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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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