- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A man walks into a bar

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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