You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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