A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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