- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

hi michael

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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