what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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