- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

rent a cops

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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