roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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