- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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