- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

school homewrok

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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