a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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