Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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