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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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