why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Cliterus

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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