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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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