- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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