3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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