- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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