- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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