- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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